Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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