im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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