He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
jump out the window naked night went bad
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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