She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You dont lie about slip and slides
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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