yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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