i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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