I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So squirting runs in the family.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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