Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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