I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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