Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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