she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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