So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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