Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Sorry my hands just texted you
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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