Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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