dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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