some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
