Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think I just sharted jello shots
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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