Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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