dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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