Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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