That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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