I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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