she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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