her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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