You can't special order awesome
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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