Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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