Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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