Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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