he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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