So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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