Porn is love you can see.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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