There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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