plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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