wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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