she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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