Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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