Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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