She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You're like the curious george of whores
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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