ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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