I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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