I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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