spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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