they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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