I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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