dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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