when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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