And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
