Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Randomize
