Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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