I need help removing her.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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