I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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