I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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