My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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Let's get the cat blown out
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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