We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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