just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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