Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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